Arn The Borowitz Report Kremlin Names Trump Employee of the Month “No one has worked more tirelessly for the glory of the Fatherland than Donald Trump,” Vladimir Putin said in an official statement. By Andy Borowitz old, who now resides in Hell, delivered a statement exclusively to The Borowitz Report.=

The Borowitz Report “I Was Never This Blatant,” Says Benedict Arnold in Hell “I was brought up to believe that betraying your country was something you’d do very secretively,” Arnold said. By Andy Borowitz

The Borowitz Report Obama’s Barrage of Complete Sentences Seen as Brutal Attack on Trump Appearing at his first public event since leaving office, the former President fired off a punishing fusillade of grammatically correct statements. By Andy Borowitz